In a remarkable turn of events, The Chap has managed to procure the services of a genuine butler for the Second Grand Anarcho-Dandyist Ball on 4th December.
This role is a crucial one, in terms of providing a discreet platform for guests at Chap events to flirt with other guest, without drawing undue attention to themselves, or being overheard making vulgar comments to ladies. For the “Chap Room” allows them to dictate a complimentary note to a secretary, in the privacy of the cocktail bar, while calm of mind, collected of thought and still in possession of their dignity.
The letter is then delivered to the desired recipient on a silver salver by a butler – who is usually culled from the ranks of idle Chaps attending the party anyway and in search of a reason not to buy a ticket.
But this year a real live genuine butler has offered his services. Not only to deliver the all-important erotically-charged missives betwixt guests – but our butler has offered to throw in a shoe-shine service for the guests, because he cannot stand the sight of scuffed or improperly buffed footwear, especially when he is working.
So please rest assured that, should you be attending the Second Grand Anarcho-Dandyist Ball on Saturday 4th December, not only will you be in the company of Anthony Blanche from Brideshead Revisited, Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer and the ghost of Sebastian Horsley, but your footwear will be as remarkably sparkling as your love life.
To book tickets, visit www.ticketweb.co.uk or call 0207 7724 1617
For further information, visit Anarcho-dandyistball.com