THE CHAP OLYMPIAD

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On Saturday 14th July, The Chap Olympiad welcomes 1500 eccentric chaps and dapper debutantes to Bedford Square Gardens in central London, for a completely unique day of sartorial elegance and sporting mayhem. The purpose of the Chap Olympiad is for chaps and Chapettes to try and beat each other at games such as Umbrella Jousting, Tea Pursuit and Riding Crop Rumpus, but sporting prowess is not something these dissolute dandies value very highly. Higher on their list of priorities is choosing the correct cravat to wear with their linen suit, or which beaded clutch bag to carry with their 1920s flapper dress. For these Chap Olympians, while they may like the idea of engaging in sport, are absolutely not prepared to don the required clothing made of Lycra, Spandex and nylon. And as for trainers – not only would they be shunned by the competitors as sportswear and especially not as fashion wear, plimsolls are specifically prohibited upon entry.

A sporting event where the competitors are turned away from the venue if suitably dressed for sport – how peculiarly British! How defiant, eccentric and downright contradictory, the very qualities that make this isolated island what it is. The age range at every year’s Chap Olympiad starts at about 18 and occasionally tips into the octogenarian, with all points in between fully represented. And as for gender, the balance of male and female is equal, with the frequent addition of transgender, nonbinary and those who may be trying out a new sexual identity for the day, knowing they will be both fully accepted and hardly noticed among such sartorial exuberance.

At the Chap Olympiad you are likely to see a man dressed in RAF uniform rubbing shoulders with a transvestite in a frock, joined by a group of twentysomething young bucks in linen suits and a lady with cropped hair in full masculine evening wear. There’s no deep thought behind it; the Chap Olympiad isn’t some sort of protest against the London of Starbucks, Top Man and the gradually eroding sense of identity of the capital (well, it is a bit). It is more a gathering of lost souls who generally stand out from the crowd and get stared at in the street by the locals – this is their one chance to get stared at by their peers, not from sheer bafflement but for the cut of their cloth.

The sport? Oh yes, they get around to that eventually, but not before consuming gallons of gin and tonic, cocktails and flagons of ale, provided by bourneandhollingsworth.com. By the time the competitors assemble for the ceremonial lighting of the Olympic Pipe in the Opening Ceremony, many of them would be disqualified if entering a proper sporting competition. But at the Chap Olympiad, being slightly sozzled can actually improve one’s performance in events such as Tie Knotting, Butler Baiting and Not Playing Tennis. A few drinks under one’s belt gives one the Dutch courage, and an edge of skullduggery, to outwit their opponents and impress the judges with flair, style and panache.

A Chap Olympian is not rewarded for making an effort, breaking a sweat or showing any form of physical prowess; in fact points are deducted for seeming to be trying too hard. The overall victors are those who have shown their disdain for sport and their courage to show pluck and elegance on the Field of Pleasant Dreams. Rowdy international soccer tournaments and disappointing tennis scores are all forgotten for one day in July, in a sporting event where success and victory are measured in a way far more befitting to the British, and where the real winners are the ones who had a truly magnificent day out. Their only measure of success is whether they managed not to spill any red wine on their outfits.

The Chap Olympiad
12-9pm
Saturday 14th July 2018
Bedford Square Gardens
London WC1

Tickets: www.chapolympiad.com

The Chap was founded in 1999 and is the longest-serving British magazine dedicated to the gentlemanly way of life, with its own quirky, satirical take on a style that has recently entered the mainstream.

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