Did the following conversation really take place in the home of Thomas Johannessen, of Norway:
“Honning, could you take a photograph of me for The Chap?”
“Shouldn’t you remove your headphones first?”
“No, I think I’ll keep them on; they really make the outfit.”

Am I Chap?
Readers submit themselves to the ultimate sartorial assessment. Please send photographs to chap@thechap.co.uk “I’m Stephen Ross