“I am writing to determine whether I am a chap or not,” writes Louis Newman. “I was told by a friend that I should most definitely send an email to your website. If you need to know what brands they are I can happily tell you.”
No thanks.

Am I Chap? September Edition
This month’s round-up of sartorial triumphs, near misses and disasters. The 7th Earl of Sidcup “In