“My name is Christopher Stewart Bentley, and I spent my stag do in quite comfortable attire, does this make me a chap?”
We would be quite happy to pass on Christopher Vincent’s kind offer of a trim and a shave at Murdock London to Master Bentley – but what would be the point? Once that piece of carpet had been removed from his face, Mr. Bentley would still have appalling, ill-fitting clothes, a plastic pipe and his trousers would still be undone.
