“My name is Allan Robinson and, after reading your fine periodical for some time and seeing many foreign Chaps winning the coveted label of being a chap, have decided to put down my pipe and move from my club chair to the writing bureau, to send you a photographical plate recording the jolly day out I had with my “nieces”, at the Bugatti Owners Club’s “La Vie en Bleu” event.
Allan, Allan, slow down! You clearly got a bit overexcited by the thrill of leaving the house for the first time in months. They’re not your nieces, are they, and you haven’t got a Bugatti, or a club chair, or a writing bureau, or a pipe, have you?
